Dangers lurk everywhere, and if it wasn't for highly-paid government experts telling us to avoid sticking screwdrivers into electric sockets, we'd all surely die miserable deaths. Thank you, highly-paid government experts!
Now, these fine folks have done it again. Did you know that making pancakes can be dangerous? That's right: you might burn yourself on a hot pan, or slip on the floor after you spill a lick of butter. Thus cautions the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents, the same body that recently issued warnings about tripping over Christmas presents and getting scratched by pine-tree needles.
I am not — repeat: not — making this up.
[posted by Rogier]
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