Imagine the dread that fills your heart when you get a letter from the police that is about your child, and it begins like this:
"Dear Sir/Madam:
We are running an initiative to lessen the likelihood of young people becoming vulnerable to the risk of involvement in crime, either as victims or offenders. The purpose of this letter is to make the parents or guardians aware of the young people's actions."
Oh, fuck! What's junior guilty of now?
Easy. He was observed smoking a cigarette.
[posted by Rogier]
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