Play That FEMA Music, White Boy!

Via Brett, a cyberspace buddy in Spain, comes this totally bitchin' rap song that FEMA has proudly posted on its website for kids.

Disaster, it can happen anywhere,

But we've got a few tips, so you can be prepared.
For floods, tornadoes, or even a 'quake

You've got to be ready, so your heart don't break.

Disaster prep is your responsibility.

And mitigation is important to our agency.

People helping people is what we do.

And FEMA is there to help see you through.
When disaster strikes, we are at our best.

But we're ready all the time, 'cause disasters don't rest.

Click here for the Real Player version and listen for yourself — but people, be prepared, OK? That means, please remember to first duct-tape your jaw to the rest of your face.