File under 'C' for 'chewing gum' and 'can't make this stuff up.'
A Lower Burrell [Pennsylvania] school student is facing a three-day suspension for sharing gum with a classmate. Jolt chewing gum has caffeine and ginseng. The Lower Burrell school superintendent said consuming and passing out the gum violates the school's drug awareness policy. That's because caffeine is considered a stimulant.


Big deal! I am currently in Rykhurst (?) because I had a joint. They didn't catch me smoking it but ,soon after, the school principal gave me a blow job so they have accused me of force feeding THC to him!
Posted by: GreginOz | Friday, May 26, 2006 at 11:00 PM