Lock Up Your Genitals, Malaysian Women Told

Women in burqas might not seem sexually beguiling, but throw water on them and the Muslim faithful come out in droves to indulge in unabashed lechery:

The actresses [of a European theater troupe performing in Tehran] wear ankle-length robes, as required under Islamic law, but in the last act the actors apparently pour water over each other and the women's robes suddenly become skin-tight — revealing the contours of their breasts, legs, stomachs and behinds. You can see everything, the young men say. On an open stage.

This is why wearing a burqa, even a non-clingy one, is not enough. Women should also wear chastity belts, obviously. And if they don't and they get raped, well, they shouldn't go crying to Abu Hassan Din Al-Hafiz.

Women should wear chastity belts to prevent rape, incest and other sex crimes, a prominent Islamic cleric in northern Malaysia was quoted as saying Friday. Abu Hassan Din Al-Hafiz, speaking in the northern state of Terengganu, said chastity belts could protect women from a growing number of sex crimes in Malaysia, The Star newspaper reported. "The best way to avert sex perpetrators is to wear protection," Abu Hassan told a crowd of followers.

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[Kit]

Rogier, perhaps I have a terrible mind, but all three parties in that image appear to be rather enjoying themselves, no?