"We'll Blacken Your Face"

...if you kiss your sweetheart in public, or display any other sign of affection. Interesting stuff, over yonder in Gandhi's backyard.

One wonders if the blackening shall be achieved with mere fists, or if it's a reference to soot and charred flesh. No idea, but I'd wager not too many couples in love are eager to find out.

Any lighters or matches will come in handy regardless, when it's time to burn vendors' Valentine's Day cards, in righteous protest of a festive day that is nothing but an "unnecessary Western import."

Comments

[Martin Owens]

Isn't this the same crowd that wrote the
KAMA SUTRA?