When you find yourself producing more hot air than anyone can safely handle, it's Gas Eaters and Under-Ease garments to the rescue (though I'd prefer to call Gas Eaters something slightly more classy — Bean Burrito Boxers maybe?). I'm especially in awe of the replaceable asshole filter. Gawd, what a brilliant concept!
Though I find Andrew Sullivan neither a gasbag nor an a-hole (on the contrary), the fart-absorbing technologies hawked by the fine folks at Under-Tec did somehow remind me of him.
Why, yes, thanks for noticing — I am a nine-year-old trapped in a grown man's body!
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