By the way, Alex Blagg's proposal to fill the chocolate Christ with peanut butter (see the post below) is a reference to this priceless video that shows evangelist Chuck Missler disproving evolution with a jar of extra-smooth. You see, evolution means that matter plus light sometimes equals life, Missler explains, and he's never found spontaneous life forms in a jar of Jif, so there.
Hey reverend, I eat imported Dutch and French cheeses — not too seditious, I trust? — and I swear that, by design (intelligent design, of course), they have mold growing on them. You wanna come over and pray to it?
[thanks, Nicky]
Have some respect, dammit!
I happen to know that many of our top
jobs in government and media are occupied by slime molds, and you'd never know it from the quality of their work, would you?
Posted by: Martin Owens | Tuesday, April 03, 2007 at 12:59 PM