The New Nicotine

It may start innocently enough — maybe by 'accidentally' making two copies of a document when one will do, or by stealthily inhaling the aroma of a page fresh from the laser printer. And it ends with black-lipped junkies breaking into office buildings and sucking the toner straight out of the cartridges.

What this country needs is a war on laser printers, seeing as they pose health hazards similar to cigarettes.