All Hail Mo, My Next Dog

When I get a dog again, I'm going to call him Mohammed — Mo for short — in honor of Gillian Gibbons.

Please note, however, that Mo could also be short for Moses, so that'll give the Christians something to get their (possibly holy) undergarments in a bunch about, too (although I somehow doubt that any modern-day Christians would want to cut off my head for my supposed blasphemy, as throngs of their Muslim brethren happily would).

Wait, there's more. Read my pet's name backward (popular among Satanists, I'm told) and he's clearly some kind of Hindu / Buddhist half-deity (if cows and elephants can be revered as holy creatures, why not a cuddly golden retriever or a bright German shepherd?).

And of course, you know what you get when you read 'dog' backwards.

I'm just sayin'.

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[Nate]

I recently pledged to name my bong Mohammed also.