The Times Issues a Hussy Alert

India Knight, a columnist with the U.K. Times, has discovered a shocking, shocking truth: Some girls will throw themselves at famous, highly-paid and often athletic young men, such as rock musicians and sports stars. These strumpets, to whom Knight devotes an entire column that brims with indignation and moral panic, don't even charge for their sexual favors, and, worse, they appear to be having a good time while performing their unconscionable lechery. The horror!