As far as I'm concerned, 500-pound cop Paul Soto can stuff his gob as much as he likes — it's a free country. At that preposterous weight, however, he shouldn't expect to be on a police force payroll, sucking down taxpayers' money and actually demanding more of it — unless he's prepared to be habitually dropped onto unsuspecting evildoers by means of a crane or a giant catapult. I'd be willing to consider that.


I believe that "fatapult" is the preferred nomenclature.
Posted by: Phelps | Thursday, January 17, 2008 at 04:36 PM