TSA Bravely Declares War on Nipple Rings
Federal airport security drone: "Ma'am, you're going to have to remove those nipple piercings. Here's a pair of pliers."
[thanks, Anita!]

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Federal airport security drone: "Ma'am, you're going to have to remove those nipple piercings. Here's a pair of pliers."
[thanks, Anita!]
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Somebody please explain to me how nipple rings can be anything like a threat to anybody's security?
Since their only known functions are display (vanity) and sexual stimulation (lust), shouldn't nipple rings or similar jewelry be taken as guarantee that the wearer is NOT a super-repressed,life-hating fundamentalist bomb thrower?
And thereby be reason to leave the owner alone?
This is small-time Texas tyranny: can't wait to use the law to punish a "sinner". The best thing we could do to preserve America's freedom is disband the TSA
Posted by: Martin Owens | Tuesday, April 01, 2008 at 10:59 AM