This Is Why Alcohol, Knives, and Rough Sex Don't Mix...

From Reuters

"Canadian pierces lover's heart in botched sex game"

A Canadian man who asked his lover to carve a heart-shaped symbol on his chest during a rough sex game almost died when she accidentally pressed too hard and punctured his heart, a newspaper said on Thursday.

The 24-year-old man was initially given little chance of survival but made a full recovery and is backing the woman. Both had been drinking heavily and engaging in rough sex when he asked the woman to carve the symbol, the paper said.

What ever happened to just normal sex?!  I mean, spicing things up in the bedroom is one thing... but carving a heart into your lover's chest?!  I wouldn't consider myself vanilla in the bedroom, but this is just plain weird.  Hopefully, everyone takes heed in the above story and tries to stick to a normal romp in the hay tonight with their mates.  So anyone have a story that tops that? 

Things have been a little serious during my tenure, over the last three days, and I thought that you may enjoy a chuckle during your Saturday evening blog-reading hour.  Have a good evening, be safe, and remember; when given the following ingredients: knives, sex and alcohol... make sure that you only mix 2 of the 3!

- Zac Papantoniou (Guest Writer)   

Comments

[David]

Funny, how Libertarians appear to accept all belief systems and personal actions, until they violate their own personal code of conduct. Then they are as judgemental as anyone.

I call that hypocrisy.

[Hunter]

At least he's not asking for a law against non-vanilla sex. Libertarians may have personal beliefs and convictions, but at least they don't want to throw you in frikkin' prison for violating them.

How's them apples, sweetheart?

[Phelps]

Libertarians aren't libertines. We have moral codes. We just understand the difference between, "I think that is a bad idea" and "I think you should be thrown in jail for doing what I think is a bad idea."