"There is a God, Because I Have a Banana"

I'm hoping this video (below) will become famous so that Saturday Night Live can spoof it. Unless it's already a spoof. I can't tell.

I do know that proving God exists based on bananas being perfectly shaped for human consumption is a bit iffy.

"It's even curved toward the face to make the whole process so much easier," exclaims the rapturous evangelist, who's also quite taken by the fact that a banana doesn't "squirt in your face" when you peel it.

Um, dude, your thesis that nature's edibles must be the product of intelligent design wouldn't work quite as well if you instead took a coconut for an example. Or a lobster. And oh, believe me, I've been squirted in the face by a lobster or two.

That's it: Visit Maine for the crustaceans, stay for the atheism!

Previous valiant attempt to prove God's existence — with the aid of a jar of peanut butter, I shit you not — here.

[hat tip: Daily Dish]

Comments

[Ragnar Danneskjöld]

Ahhh a classic.

It also happens to be 80's Teen Heart-Throb Kirk Cameron's best work.

God also made America great by running rivers near all the biggest cities. Take that science!

[Jethro]

I remember seeing this somewhere else (ToThePeople maybe?) and they pointed out that you can say the same damn stuff about a penis. So are manual stimulation and oral sex are Jeebus approved?

[greg]

I watched that video without sound first. Makes it a WHOLE lot funnier!

[Rogier]

Jethro:

That true. Except for that squirting-in-the=face bit.

[benpal]

Oh, God is even more perfect. In Germany for example, God ran the rails for the national railways right by the train stations. Very convenient for getting on a train ....

[George Arndt]

I've aways thought creationist are-well, bananas!

Actully, bannas are the result of thousands of years of human cultivation.

It's "wild" form is practically inedible:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_type