I'm hoping this video (below) will become famous so that Saturday Night Live can spoof it. Unless it's already a spoof. I can't tell.
I do know that proving God exists based on bananas being perfectly shaped for human consumption is a bit iffy.
"It's even curved toward the face to make the whole process so much easier," exclaims the rapturous evangelist, who's also quite taken by the fact that a banana doesn't "squirt in your face" when you peel it.
Um, dude, your thesis that nature's edibles must be the product of intelligent design wouldn't work quite as well if you instead took a coconut for an example. Or a lobster. And oh, believe me, I've been squirted in the face by a lobster or two.
That's it: Visit Maine for the crustaceans, stay for the atheism!
Previous valiant attempt to prove God's existence — with the aid of a jar of peanut butter, I shit you not — here.
[hat tip: Daily Dish]