The Xbox Files — The Truth is Out There

Just don't ask a cop for the truth, natch.

  Cop: "Do I smell drugs in your car?"
  Motorist: "No drugs officer. Honest."
  Cop (after searching the car in vain): "How about that Xbox? Is that yours?"
  Motorist: "Yes, sir."
  Cop: "I don't believe you. I'm going to take it and check if it's been reported stolen."
  Motorist: "But I..."
  Cop: "Just come to the station later on and if it's clean, you'll get it back."

  Motorist, later, at the station: "I'd like to get my Xbox back, here's the receipt."
  Cop 2: "What Xbox?"
  Motorist: "One of your colleagues took it from me."
  Cop 2: "Fine, I'll check the evidence room. Nope, no Xbox. Now geddouttahere."

We still don't know for sure whether Kenyatta Hillman, the Florida motorist in question, will see his game system again. He's hopeful. When he contacted a police supervisor, he was told the Xbox was around somewhere, but that he'd have to sit tight until Friday:

The sergeant who is handling the situation said he'll give it [to] him Friday because he is busy during the week.

Grand Theft, anyone?