Renewable Power From Within

I give you fart power, courtesy of one Macworld reader who dares to dream:

If we could harvest our own natural gas (mostly methane), we could have sufficient fuel to power small devices as long as we kept eating. Somehow suspending a methane capture device in the colon would most effectively collect the fuel while reducing the occurrence of overpressure incidents that end with sudden releases.

I say we start with this gasbag of a televangelist...

...and then harness the awesome power of god science to build a methane-producing army of these:

Comments

[Dale Boley]

Thanks Rogier, I needed that!