Fearing Teh Gay

It's reassuring to know that in a time of hella-scary global economic crisis, some of our leaders know to ask just the right questions.

"What is the morals of a gay person? You can't answer that because anything goes."

That's a Utah state senator talking. Hm. What is the morals of a gay person? I don't know. I would like to know: Is our senators learning?

Let's behold more of the effluvia flowing from the senator's lovely, luscious, oh-so-kissable lips:

"[Gay people are] probably the greatest threat to America going down I know of."

"Going down?" I'll thank you to remind yourself, senator, that this is a family blog.

"They're mean. They want to talk about being nice. They're the meanest buggers I have ever seen."

"Bugger." The right honorable gentleman from Utah knows that's a verb as well as a noun, doesn't he? (Alas, maybe not, if our leaders truly isn't learning.)

Anyway, I understand his frustration. A string of homosexuals must have thrown up in their mouths a little, before fleeing in horror, when the flabby dignitary requested that they fellate him in a public bathroom. He has every right to be upset. Come on — what does Larry Craig have that he doesn't?

Oh, have I mentioned the senator's name yet?

Chris Buttars.

Right. Buttars. Butt-arse. That's two rear ends for the price of one.

No lifelong issues there.

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Others in Utah are happily talking out of their buttars too. This ad ran in the Salt Lake Tribune on Sunday. Full, non-truncated version here.

Comments

[Phelps]

I'm normally not one to read race into things, but I think the black dude and teh white dude goes too far.

[Timothy]

I'd say "Fuck Utah" but then it might get pregnant and we wouldn't want that. So, BURN UTAH TO THE GROUND!

[hermesten]

I think he doth protesteth too much. My bet is that Buttars is an enthusiastic bottom.

There was one of these rabid Christian wing-nuts in Oklahoma with a TV show and I don't think he could speak a sentence without the word homosexual in it. I think they're all driven by fear of self.