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Monday, September 28, 2009

On Not Becoming a Lawyer

For about two months, in 1994, I thought I might want to go to law school. Instead, I took up the much more lucrative professions of writing and photographing. (I kid about the dough, of course. But speaking of dough... Q: What's the difference between a pizza and a photographer? A: A pizza can feed a family of four.)

But if I had become an attorney, I would really want to write legal briefs that include phrases such as "Mr. Spock ate my balls" and "You are a homosexual blood elf!" In other words, I would like to be Marc Randazza. [link to pdf of Marc defending the creator of www.glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com]

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GreginOz

http://www.venganza.org/

OMG! It must be true!

Posted by: GreginOz | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 01:51 AM

Erik Sherman

Oh, that brief is AMAZING.

Posted by: Erik Sherman | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 08:49 AM

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