Wannabe cops packing real heat — enlarged penises — are unfit for the force, as their genitals will be a "hindrance during training." Seriously.
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In the old days a gun was called a gatt.
You can make your dik bigger with a gatta gatta tree.
From gatt to gatta in 1 easy step.
diks=gunz
Posted by: Don | Wednesday, April 28, 2010 at 11:51 AM
(Sultry) Eye hadda cop cum round ta visit me, I looked him in his crotch, blew smoke and said..."is that a gun in your pocket or are you just here to kill mah dawgs?"
Shit, man, dat's awesome!!!
Posted by: GreginOz | Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 02:25 AM